HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS (Joke)

 

 

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God went to the Arabs and said, ‘I have Commandments  for you that will make your lives  better.’

The Arabs asked, ‘What are Commandments?’
And the  Lord said, ‘They are rules for living.’

‘Can you give us an  example?’

‘Thou shall not kill.’
‘Not kill? We’re not  interested.’

So  He went to the Blacks and said, ‘I have Commandments.’
The  Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,
‘Honor thy Father and  Mother.’

‘Father? We don’t know who our fathers are. We’re  not interested.’
Then  He went to the Mexicans and said,
‘I have  Commandments.’
The  Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said ‘Thou shall not  steal.’

‘Not steal? We’re not interested.’

Then  He went to the French and said,

‘I have Commandments.’

The  French too wanted an example and the Lord said,
‘Thou shall not commit adultery.’

‘Not commit adultery? We’re not  interested.’
Finally,  He went to the Jews and said,

‘I have  Commandments.’

‘Commandments?’ They said, ‘How much are  they?’

‘They’re free.’

‘We’ll take 10.’

 

 

 

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