> Why did the chicken cross the road?
>> BARACK OBAMA:The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a
>> CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
>> JOHN MC CAIN:My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he
>> recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all
>> chickens on the other side of the road.
>> HILLARY CLINTON:When I was First Lady, I personally helped that
>> chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely
>> to ensure — right from Day One! — that every chicken in this
>> gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really
>> isn’t about me…….
>> DR. PHIL:The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize
>> that he must first deal with the problem on ‘THIS’ side of the road
>> before it goes after the problem on the ‘OTHER SIDE’ of the road.
>> we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not
>> on his ‘CURRENT’ problems before adding ‘NEW’ problems.
>> OPRAH:Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems,
>> which is
>> why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the
>> learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m
>> going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the
>> road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
>> GEORGE W. BUSH:We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the
>> road. We
>> just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or
>> not. The
>> chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground
>> COLIN POWELL:Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
>> satellite image of the chicken crossing the road…
>> ANDERSON COOPER – CNN:We have reason to believe there is a
>> chicken, but
>> we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the
>> JOHN KERRY:Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I
>> am now
>> against it! It was wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the
>> chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against
>> NANCY GRACE:That chicken crossed the road because he’s GUILTY! You
>> see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
>> PAT BUCHANAN:To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
>> MARTHA STEWART:No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was
>> going. I had a standing order at the Farmer’s Market to sell my eggs
>> when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any
>> insider information.
>> DR SEUSS:Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
>> Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been
>> ERNEST HEMINGWAY:To die in the rain. Alone.
>> JERRY FALWELL:Because the chicken was gay! Can’t you people see the
>> plain truth? ‘That’s why they call it the ‘other side.’ Yes, my
>> that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay
>> too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination
>> that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless
>> phrases like
>> ‘the other side.’ That chicken should not be crossing the road.
>> It’s as
>> plain and as simple as that.
>> GRANDPA:In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road.
>> Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good
>> BARBARA WALTERS:Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments, we will be
>> listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming
>> story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to
>> accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
>> ARISTOTLE:It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
>> JOHN LENNON:Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
>> together, in peace.
>> BILL GATES:I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only
>> roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance
>> your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken.
>> This newplatform is much more stable and will never cra…#@&&^(C%
>> ALBERT EINSTEIN:Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the
>> move beneath the chicken?
>> BILL CLINTON:I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your
>> definition of chicken?
>> AL GORE:I invented the chicken!
>> COLONEL SANDERS:Did I miss one?
>> DICK CHENEY:Where’s my gun?
>> AL SHARPTON:Why are all the chickens white? We need some black
>> I still think the best one is: To show the opossum it could be done!
Nathan D George